15 Oct 10 Sexy Halloween Costumes Moms Already Own
Hey Mama,
Are you tired of wearing that same old witch costume year after year? Looking to turn some heads and be the talk of the party? Well don’t go looking on Amazon just yet, because this year I’ve put together 10 sexy Halloween costumes that you already have hiding in that closet.
1. The Pouty Plumber
From toddler time, to toilet bowls. This outfit is versatile and sure to wow. Don’t forget your rubber gloves, because things are about to get dirty…
The Pouty Plumber
2. The Damsel of Dishes
Yesterdays dishes have now become todays best accessory. Soggy old cereal it in the sink? Perfect! Bring it along as your appetizer and have the whole party talking.
The Damsel of Dishes
3. The Queen of Kids Crafts
Don’t know what to do with all that f***ing glitter your hiding from the kids? Time to pull out that glue gun, add some googlys eyes and tada, you have one fancy get up thats sure to make any host never invite you to a party again.
The Queen of Kids Crafts
4.Fifty Shades of Mysterious Stains
Laundry just got a whole lot sexier with this outfit. Mysterious stains on those shirts? Excellent, now you’ve brought your own party game. Poop or mustard? Either way, everyones a winner with this one.
Fifty Shades of Mysterious Stains
5. Flaming Hot Mama
Don’t forget your fire extinguisher because things are about to get hot in here.
Flaming Hot Mama
6. The Newborn Milk Maiden
No sleep? No worries. That worn out robe and those beautiful bags under your eyes, is all you need to complete this show stopper.
The Newborn Milk Maiden
7. The Green Thumbed Goddess
Last summers neglected plant is all you need to complete this one of a kind goddess costume.
The Green Thumbed Goddess
8. The Lucious Librarian
You’ll be sure to set the mood in this party pleaser by breaking the ice with some good old fashion story time. Dr. Suess? Llama Llama Red Pajama? Bring them all. It won’t take long until someone starts asking you for a bedtime story.
The Lucious Librarian
9. The Sexy Seamstress
All you need is a little bit of thread and a whole lot of sass. In this head turner don’t be surprised if someone asks you to fasten a loose button, add a stitch in their shirt, or even hem a pant leg.
The Sexy Seamstress
10. The Mopping Mistress
No halloween party is complete without someone walking around in an outfit that makes you re-think your whole wardrobe. Not only is this costume perfect for any party, but it’s also a great way to say, hey I can stay late and help you clean those floors.
The Mopping Mistress
I had so much fun putting these together, and I hope you enjoyed them to! Also, when I was putting this together I found a hilarious mama who made a collection of Mom Costumes a few years ago. If you guys need some more Sexy mom inspiration then don’t forget to check out the hilarious Toulouse and Tonic. XO
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